To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. Hank Aaron
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. Gerald R. Ford
Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope
Even in high school, I’d tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She wasn’t too happy. She’d say, ‘Think about this.’ And I’d always end up getting back in the pool. Michael Phelps
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney
My golf is woeful but I will never surrender. Bing Crosby
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Red Skelton
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while, I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game. Don Rickles
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. Buddy Hackett
Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself. Martin Sheen
somebodyshort over 6 years ago
Golf, an excuse to go outside and enjoy a walk in the sunshine.
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Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. Hank Aaron
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Trevino
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. Gerald R. Ford
Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five. Paul Harvey
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope
Even in high school, I’d tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She wasn’t too happy. She’d say, ‘Think about this.’ And I’d always end up getting back in the pool. Michael Phelps
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney
My golf is woeful but I will never surrender. Bing Crosby
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Red Skelton
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while, I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game. Don Rickles
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. Buddy Hackett
Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself. Martin Sheen
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
My lifetime total score in golf is under 70. I have never played and never will….