Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 26, 2019

And with all that, the only thing that would stop me from buying it is the sesame seed bun.

I’d eat it! Why not? After all, I often take my life in my hands. I drive a car.

Reminds me of that eatery in Las Vegas that specializes in “heart attack” burgers. You even have to sign a release form to be able to eat one so you can’t take legal action against them if indeed you do have an actual heart attack. In fact if I remember right, someone actually did experience a heart attack a few years back.

and that doesn’t include the fries (or onion rings) and drink!

and a defibrillator at every table!

Burger King® has one of those. It’s called the Quarter Pound King©.

I know… fooled me too.

The Real Thing never stacks p to resemble the pictures in the ads.

I only see double BACON in there – get it together guys.

I’ll take two.

That’s my kind of burger

Newly added to the White House menu

That looks a regular Carl’s Jr. burger.

I live in Vegas, and the Heart Attack Grill in the downtown casino area has a huge cheeseburger with 20,000 calories. I ate there once, when I was 305 pounds. My last fling before having lap-band surgery. I eventually lost 120 pounds and got down to 185. The surgery saved my life. The burger was good, but one burger is enough to feed 2 or 3 people. If you go there, I advise you to go with a group so all of you can eat it. If you go by yourself, you’ll probably take most of it home.

I’d buy that for a dollar!

—Or even more than a dollar.

I’m with Broomie, and we love truth in advertising and are not bothered by it….