Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 05, 2020

Or she could stand on an unopened box.

Where are you going to find a mask that will fit you?

“That’s a buck three-eighty, eleventy-seven cents, twenty three-two-one…”

By now scanners are in supermarkets. Maybe the corner bodega would not have a scanner, but supermarkets all have them.

I know the stores are desperate to hire people, but not that desperate.

The stories I could tell as a short person in shops.

Get her a couple of wood pallets. That should give her enough height.

We, ahh, stand with Paul Williams and Broomie in opposition to “short” jokes. Hear that, Randy Newman?!

Due to liability issues, she as a cashier cannot stand on a box, nor can she hover on her broomstick. The store will have to put her in charge of the self-checkout lines

step ladders and helium balloons tied to her are out also

1970s platform shoes perhaps?

Is this what the coronavirus isolation does to a person? Sitting around making comments about a classic cartoon strip that’s YOUNGER then me?