Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 07, 2020

Good luck Broomie. I doubt that there is such a teenage girl without a cell phone in her back pocket. On the other hand, she is easy to find. She is the one with the cell phone in her hand, but then that is most of them at any one time.

Should have picked an easier task, Broomie!

Why is having a cell phone bad?

Take that, teenage girls! Broom Hilda is NOT having any more of this!

I don’t think my granddaughter ever puts it down. Technically that means it is not in her back pocket. ;-)

I rarely see a teenage girl with a cellphone… in her back pocket.

Shouldn’t confine it to just the girls. The boys are just as bad. Check out the comic strip “Zits”…

This strip oozes with Boomer energy

I asked a clerk for help locating something, and she wasn’t quite sure. I suggested she use her “computer”, which was sticking out of her pocket. The staff at Target carry pocket-computers to instantly locate at item, but this girl told me that was her personal phone. On the sales floor? Blank look and a shrug. “Why not?” I shouldn’t have had to explain it.

easy. Just go somewhere where girls don’t use back pockets. They don’t if they wear spandex

This should be easy, because 90% of the time, teenagers have their phone in their hand and their face in the phone.

The real trick is to find a teenage girl with a phone that IS in her back pocket.

These days, it’s hard to find anyone without a cell phone on his/her person. Whether in-hand, in a pocket, in a purse or on a belt.

How come they don’t fall out or break when the girls sit down?

Don’t they know those cell phones make their butts look big?

Why is she searching for a girl??

Try Amish Country.

Good luck with that, Broomie! And how about finding one who gives a rat’s ass about What Happened before she was born….

Go to Amish country. They have phones, but the girls don’t wear pants.

Why are you pickin’ on little girls?

I’m not sure why I would even search for that …