Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 29, 2021

Nice reaction shot of Irwin…

A family member and one of his friends decided to sanitize a deer tail in my microwave, and it caught on fire. I had to throw the dang microwave out because the stench would not go away.

A shoe is nothing to sneeze at.

I can’t help being surprised that the microwave isn’t crying, spitting and more at this point…

When I was a kid and got my shoes wet my mother would stuff them with newspaper, which absorbed the water quickly. Fortunately there were no microwave ovens back then. (Remember the first ones from Amana called RadaRange.)

I hope the shoes aren’t leather, because they will shrink badly.

Kind of like the stench the DemocRats are delivering in Congress!

I thought I was the only person stupid enough to stuff his sneakers with newspapers and run them through the microwave. Guess what happens to newspapers when you apply extreme heat to them? It was spectacular.

Pop Corn?

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Filet of sole…

You’re having filet of sole.

Take whiff of that aroma guys

I’d concur, if I hadn’t read panels 1 and 2….

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Speaking from experience…never, and I mean, NEVER try to heat up a frozen Crunch bar (still in the wrapper) in the microwave.