Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 12, 2022

Your asking a turtle. You should zap yourself.

Hug him, Broomie! Irwin is so good, he’s guileless and recklessly honest. He’s a Love Machine [not in a sexual sense]!

She IS an idiot—calling Irwin by his nephew’s name!!

He try’s his best to cheer up his friends, what comes out depends what he has to work with.

There’s a compliment there somewhere.

Good question Broom, good question.

Awww here should be no question what to do Brommey! You’re a witch……

The term “stupid idiot” is an oxymoron.

“Stupid idiot” is a tautology.

The gap between smart and idiot is narrower than you think.

His heart is in the right place. Let’s try to keep it there!

Why not both???

Don’t be an idiot, Broomie! Zapping him would prove it.

I have a friend who has an IQ north of 160 and she is one of the stupidest people I have ever met, nice, but facepalmingly stupid.

He’s a hugger ….

Since we’re all idiots occasionally, take it as a compliment, and hug him.