Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 09, 2022

Well he does have two of them. Makes sense calling him Big Feet.

The question of whether it should be bigfoots or bigfeet hasn’t really been settled. One researcher was asked, and he said he didn’t have a clue. That’s why his plural of bigfoot was Sasquatchs.

I’d (go with) Hedge

Got to make sure to include BOTH feet!

You can call him Al.

I thought that his name was Daryll.

How about calling him “Sassy” (short for “Sasquatch”)??

I know your pain. I’ve been called Bigfoot most of my life, and I agree that it doesn’t sound right. I got my friends to start calling me canoe shoes as that was equally accurate without making fun of my oversized feet.

He looks warm but not fuzzy….lol

“ProudFEET!”

Better than Stinky Feet!

This is similar to the proof that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia; after all if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be know as a teethbrush.

Call him “Abbie Normal”… ☺

That defines one of his physical characteristics but what is his given name? He probably might like being called by that instead…,

“You could call me Dennis.”“I didn’t know you were called Dennis”

Maybe he’d prefer Big Richard.

You gotta root for a grammatically-correct monster, right?