Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 31, 2022

It’s where mummy met deady.

Bromie can unwind them for 1500 years ,,they should be grateful!

Mummy Tavern. Come in and get plastered.

So, how did Broomie gain admission? She ain’t no mummy, but she is as old as the hills and then some….

Gasp! He’s come undone….

It’s probably be-gauze he wants to unwind….

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name

And they’re always glad you came

You want to be where you can see

Our troubles are all the same

You want to be where everybody knows your name

oh the irony

To have a good wrap with buddies?

“I’d like to discuss a pyramid scheme with you…”

Are the drinks there as dry as the patrons?

I wonder if they have some sort of special on mummy’s day?

Mummy Cass, K.W. Tut, and Dr. Mummy Yo?

Single, Double, Triple.

“Billy, your mother is on the phone!”

Mummy Mumy Mommy?

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

And you probably don’t want to be there when he finishes unwinding.

Pull my finger.

If he unwinds too much, he will become a zombie

And he might actually be drinking Zombies.

3/4 cup crushed ice1 1/2 ounces aged Jamaican rum, such as Appleton Estate V/X or Extra1 1/2 ounces gold Puerto Rican rum1 ounce 151-proof Lemon Hart Demerara rum3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice2 teaspoons white grapefruit juice1 teaspoon Cinnamon Syrup (see What to Buy note)1 teaspoon Grenadine (see What to Buy note)1/2 ounce falernum1/8 teaspoon Pernod1 dash aromatic bitters, such as angosturaIce cubes1 mint sprig, for garnish

She’s not religious enough for that crowd. They’re all men of the cloth.

Do mummies have a “wrap” contest?

Is the daddy tavern next door?