Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 03, 2022

Gee, I wonder why.

And how were you planning on paying for that?

The truly great places would ask “And how would Madam like her hamburger done?”

What?? No extra large head on the beer??

Sacré bleu Madame, c’est intolérable

Broomie going supersonic in the title panel!

You can take the witch out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the witch! YeeeHAA!

Some of the older folks would pour a little coffee in their saucer and slurp it.

All you had to do was just make the burger a filet mignon with grey poopon.

“Would madame prefer the boot with the spikes, or the one with the steel tip?”

When it comes to class, she played hooky.

Gee, Broomie, I wonder why, too!

Anyway, the diner is more your style and price range….