Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 15, 2022

Boy friend!

Also, self-pitying!!

but she’s not lonely at least for a while

Why oh why am I alone?

Those I find attractive do not find me attractive. Those who are attracted to me I don’t find attractive. Someone’s standards need to change and they won’t be mine.

I like you, Broomie. Don’t ever change.

You’ve got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive

E-lim-i-nate the negative

Latch on to the affirmative

Don’t mess with Mr. In-Between

Well, if this is the case, do something about cranky and dumpy…can’t fix old and weird though.

Careful what you wish for?

Well since opposite’s attract I guess that means that he is young, pleasant, spiffy, and normal.

A lid for every kettle…..

He left out green…

Don’t say no so quickly. You never know.

Love the belt and suspenders.

I don’t see what her problem is. At this point, he seems perfectly congenial.

She also doesn’t like associate with people who like old cranky, dumpy, and weird people.

You said it, Broomie. I don’t whether sitting with this oddball counts as a win or as a loss….