Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 02, 2023

I would probably get arrested.

Irwin goes around naked all day all the time, but I’m pretty sure he knows it.

In Broomie’s case, that’s a scary thought!

Whenever I gave our dogs a bath, I’d scrub the collar as well and set them out to dry. One was distinctly unhappy until her collar was put back on.

Awww! It’s ok! Who’s a good boy?

Maybe because he has no neck? His mouth opens right into his chest!

Better THAN knowing it.

Clothes are the punishment of the original sin. No other animal on earth dresses for the day (you can not count penquins tuxedos or those phooffy dogs in central park). Why cant womens breasts be exposed, go to the beach…all the mens breasts are exposed and they too come in all sizes. Why are male nipples ok, but women’s are not. Every human has a butt. So now it just comes down to genitals, and how many of those have been seen with the excuse of a wardrobe malfunction. God Bless Janet Jackson for that terminology. Lets hear it for the naturists out there, they are the only ones that get it correct!

she would know…people SCREAMS WOULD BE A HUGE HIT!

Please don’t give Broomie any ideas.

Doggies should always check neck for collar before going outside, to not get embarrassed.

i doubt that i’d be able to walk around naked too long before the screams alerted me to the mistake…

Irwin should know the answer, technically. But his hair, or coat, or whatever one calls his shaggy covering, covers well enough. So, perk up, collarless doggie!

I’d love to.