Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 31, 2023

Broomie is that Emeril you’re watching. Bam bam.

Actually, I’d like to do that with Michael Pollan.

Well, I understand Broomie. I get more agressive watching cooking shows than watching CSI and other crime things. Especially the competetive ones and Gordon Ramsay.

And the Sports Book comercials.

Let’s not give Ramsay any ideas here.

Some of the competitions on the Food Network get pretty fierce. At least Chopped is real. Iron Chef and Beat Bobby Flay are the professional wrestling shows on FN.

Full contact cooking?

“Take him down”…sounds like an interesting way to use those frying pans!

Broomie expects to see the Quarterback sacked with a bunch of potatoes!

I’ve always said golf would be much more popular if it involved tackling.

U. G. H. !

great, she is warming up her voice…

That sounds like the sound track of a new series that’s out called The Bear.

Some of those shows can get pretty rough at times…..

My wife used to watch all those cooking shows. I don’t care for the least for them. It’s not like I’d learn to cook better and it’s masochistic to watch people eat “delicious” food while you sit and watch salivating like an old, hungry hound dog. Wet clean up in the den!

I don’t watch any of them, but from what I’ve heard and read of some of those cable-TV cooking shows and their hosts, Broomie’s enthusiastic cheers are not misplaced, in some cases anyway.