Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 21, 2023

What? She turned the TV on, and turned to the right channel. Why isn’t that enough for a 1500 year old?

The toe-wiggle is too strenuous for a 1500-year old.

Is there a great demand for television programming for people 1500 years old?

This exercise program must have been created by Mel Brooks’s 2000-year-old man…

I do eye exercises because of vertigo.

I can do those exercises.

Next comes the twitching of Witches….2. 3. 4. Relax!

Let’s run a video of “20 Minute Workout” TV series from 1983-1984. That’ll get some oldies some goldies!

Good for her, I find those hard at 78.

Too stressful for me. Once the eyelid go down, I can’t get ’em up again.

Might want to warm up with breathing exercises….

I tried to raise my pinky finger and darn near sprained it.

So, I guess Richard Simmons’ “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” would be a bit much for a 1500-year-old witch.

My junior year in HS at a military school, we had a Green Beret Command Sergeant Major directly over the cadets. Now, I’ll respect him for his service, but he had no business over HS kids.

I was in the band, and he hated us, and we hated him. Our morning calesthenics in cold weather were strenuous exercises like the finger bender and wall push-ups. On days we even bothered. He wasn’t amused when he came down one morning.

What happened to Broomie? No new strip today? Hope she hasn’t sprained something seriously during the workout! And I hope as well that Russell Myers is o.k. as well❣️

I guess she was too tired from exercising to do a strip today!

Baby steps……

See, Broomie? You can do it!