Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 27, 2024

When you are swallowing the cutlery, you are eating too fast.

Eats too much, too.

Wow, Broomie! Just: wow!

I would suggest, Broomie should get used to Horace Fletcher’s advice to chew carefully every bite: „Nature will castigate those who don’t masticate“. Although I have to admit that I never managed myself to do so ;-)

Broomie only did that to get a hug.

I’m wondering two things, 1, did he cop a feel while he was at it, and 2, were they cold?

When someone is having the Heimlich maneuver performed on them, clear (get out of) the way.

Had to do Heimlich twice. Thanks Dr Frank Field for showing how. If you are choking grab your hands around your throat so people will know what is wrong.

Pity the poor dishwasher who has to clean those utensils!

Duck, Gaylord!

15,000 years old…it’s amazing that she is still alive, if she is eating too fast…

Definitely too fast, Broomie.

Best hug she’s had in 1500 years!

I was going to say that’s too high for the Heimlich, but her middle is pretty short!

She needed more iron in her diet.

Broomy inhaled her place setting….lol

Some people will do anything for attention.

That’s some quicksilver.

We were having brunch at a local restaurant when the a huge guy at the table next to us started choking. Luckily my son is a big guy and was able to Heimlich him. The manager gave him his dinner for free.

I’ve seen edible bowls and even plates, But never edible tableware. Someone’s missing a bet.

Worse than a vacuum cleaner.