Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 05, 2024

You’ve set yourself up, Gaylord.

Fried tailfeathers don’t sound like a good thing.

Try that on Adam@Home during one of HIS “power naps”, Gaylord. No—better let one of his bratty kids (NOT Baby Nick) do it!

‘Waking someone un-necessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For the first offense, that is.’ -Heinlein, the Notebooks of Lazarus Long.

It’s not nice to wake Ms. Broom. You will wind up on someone’s table a month from now.

If you take a Power Nap, you might also need a Power(ful) Wake-up Call

Gaylord is a glutton for punishment.

Gaylord, why do you continue to invite trouble on yourself?

Gaylord don’t make Broomie angry, you won’t like her when she’s angry. she already is green

If Gaylord isn’t more careful, he could wind up taking a Dirt Nap…

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I’d zap him, for sure!

The smell of singed buzzard feathers in the morning.

Gaylord you should learn to leave napping witches lie.