Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1986
February 22, 1986
February 24, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Hey Mom, can I drive now? Mom: No. Calvin: How about now? Mom: Oh no! Oh you stupid car! What's wrong with you now?!? Calvin: That's it, Mom! Go ahead and swear! We don't mind! Mom: Calvin, be quiet! Calvin: Want Hobbes and me to go get help? Mom: You stay where you are. I'll look under the hood. Calvin: Kick the car, Mom! It works on the TV! Look at all these cars going by. Nobody's stopping to help. Hobbes: Let's blow the horn! Maybe someone will come. Car horn: Beeeeep! Beep! Beep! Mom: Aaugh! Calvin/Hobbes: Hoorayy!! Someone stopped! We're heroes!! Man: Want me to call a tow truck, lady? Mom: First call the police and report an infanticide.
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KimmyCruz almost 15 years ago
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
second-ball-attack almost 15 years ago
lol
ladyphantomny over 14 years ago
got say sometimes i really feel sorry for the mom & dad
comicgirl1000 over 14 years ago
i love it
masterturtle over 14 years ago
i take it he learned from his mom to talk to inanimate objects.
kpreethy over 14 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JamminBoi about 14 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
HobbesGirl1989 almost 14 years ago
MAHAHAHAAHHHAAAAAA!!!!!
crackerjack113 almost 14 years ago
@masterturtle seconded
bmonk over 13 years ago
Kids are always so helpful–they help everything take soooooo much longer!
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hilarity abounds.
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
I’d make that call first.
katzinhatz1 over 11 years ago
i just noticed, this is one of the only strips where we see hobbes as calvin sees him, and his mom in the same panel.
1617.risholihati almost 4 years ago
XD XD XD The emotions oN the last panel
HalberCon almost 4 years ago
mom on second to last panel
Kirbo over 3 years ago
wow where did you buy that car
CalvinAndHobbes658 over 3 years ago
Kick the car, mom! It works on TV!
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 3 years ago
That is HILARIOUS!!!
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 3 years ago
Infanticide? Harsh words, JEEZ!
suwin.supasathian about 3 years ago
Calvin damaged his mom’s ears.
cami <3 almost 3 years ago
that got dark really fast
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
hahahahaha
Odie's best friend about 2 years ago
oof that was uhhh funny but mean
winghay.tam.1 about 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOL!!!