Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 1986
May 02, 1986
May 04, 1986
Transcript:
Mom: C'mon, Calvin. We're going to the store. Calvin: Can Hobbes come? Mom: No, just leave him here. Calvin: But I want him to come with us!! If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
Like the old lawyer said,
“If the facts are against you, argue the law.
If the law is against you, argue the facts.
If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.”
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Never worked for me!
KimmyCruz almost 15 years ago
never worked for me too. sigh
TheSoCalledExpert over 14 years ago
He who argues loudest, argues best.
ricpent over 14 years ago
All I ever won was a sore throat!
garbbescombo over 14 years ago
Calvin’s lucky! That would never for me.
s13lt9 over 13 years ago
My boss must have read this one!
yow4zip Premium Member over 13 years ago
Turned up to 11.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Like the old lawyer said, “If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.”
Lestibournes over 11 years ago
I just used repetition.
Midnite Wine over 5 years ago
A la mr trump?