Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 18, 1987
January 17, 1987
January 19, 1987
Transcript:
Hobbes: Should I or shouldn't I? Too late! I did. Wap! Calvin: Did you throw a snowball at me?! Hobbes: Me? A snowball? Did someone throw a snowball at you? Calvin: Oh, don't play innocent with me, you liar! I know you threw that! Hobbes: Call me a liar, will you? Well, it takes one to know one, Mr. Tapioca head! Calvin: Oooh! An insult! I've been maligned! I'll never speak to you again! Hobbes: Hmph. Promises, promises! Calvin: Oh yeah? Thbbth bpthh! Hobbes: Yeah! Thbth bbptb! Calvin and Hobbes: Thbpp thbbth! Bpth! Calvin: This is you: aggle aggle aggle! Hobbes: This is you: Aauuauuauaa! Calvin: Oh yeah? This is you: Gakka wakka wakka! Hobbes: Well, you go like this: Duhh dahh dahh duhh! Mom: Calvin, time to come in! Calvin: Leave it to Mom to interrupt our repartee. Hobbes: ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason too.....
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InfiniteJestiness about 14 years ago
rapier wit
InfiniteJestiness about 14 years ago
“rapier” looks weird written down.
Catnat over 13 years ago
Apparently, the crushing grip of reason goes like this: “Well, you go like this: duhh dahh dahh duhh!”
yow4zip Premium Member almost 13 years ago
An intellectually honest debate.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Let’s see how this well-reasoned, insightful debate went:
Hobbes responds with shocked denial of his actions, it descends to insults and name-calling, raspberries, mocking (wonderful faces!), and then they were interrupted.
Yep. That’s about how it goes. Except for the “Did too!” “Did not!” exchanges.
VRAssassinCreed about 10 years ago
Reason wins
jassonlsm76 about 9 years ago
A civil war… of words!
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 8 years ago
Love their faces in panel eleven.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 8 years ago
Also, did anyone else just figure out Hobbes is left handed?
LeoWeidman almost 4 years ago
calvin in panels 3, 8 and 9 is just hilarious.
TheNerdGuy over 3 years ago
Calvin thinks Hobbes is a dumb noodleloaf for this.
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
the title panel is me wanting to spill water on my sister’s computer i say i shouldn’t do this and then i dump the water on the computer and say to late i already did