Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 14, 1989
Transcript:
Letter: Dear Mom, How do I love you? Let me count the ways: One...number one... Hmm... Nummmber one... mm.. Hey Mom, wake up! I made you a Mother's Day card! Mom: Why, how sweet of you! Calvin: I did it all by myself. Go ahead and read it! Mom: "I was going to buy a card with hearts of pink and red, but then I thought I'd rather spend the money on me, instead. It's awfully hard to buy things when one's allowance is so small... Calvin: Ahem... Mom: ...So I guess you're pretty lucky I got you anything at all. Happy Mother's Day to you. There, I said it. Now I'm done. So how 'bout getting out of bed and cooking breakfast for your son? I'm deeply moved. Calvin: Did you notice the part about my allowence?
bhillianthe over 14 years ago
so cruel
PODDARKAVIN about 14 years ago
just see his pose in second last panel
GJScroggins almost 11 years ago
So funny! :)
yow4zip Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nice poem.
bmonk about 10 years ago
Poor Calvin. He has sooooooo little.
NotNurmal over 9 years ago
Calvins priorities are a little bit slewed towards…well, Calvin of corse!
tdoug1 over 9 years ago
I like panel five where dad starts listening.
AdmiralMercurial about 9 years ago
Panel 2: pretty harsh!
A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter about 4 years ago
im going to use this lmao
DragonGriffin2000 over 3 years ago
XD
Archistoteles over 1 year ago
Why is he fully dressed on a Sunday morning?