Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 19, 1990
May 18, 1990
May 20, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Hey dad, would you pay me a dollar to eat a bug? Dad: No, you'd have to eat a bucket of bugs before I'd pay you a dollar. Calvin: A whole bucket? Dad: Or I'd pay you a dollar to pick up sticks in the back yard. Calvin: All my real skills are undervalued.
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Xalder about 10 years ago
Oh wow, he’s actually doing something dad suggested for him to do. I mean sure he bribed him with a dollar…
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s not doing so bad with those sticks.
bmonk about 9 years ago
But it sure is helpful to have someone pick up sticks before cutting the lawn.
noissimbus over 3 years ago
Calvin, Calvin.. most people have eaten bugs BY 6 years old, it’s no great feat.
MaverickMoPete about 3 years ago
“I’d pay you a penny per bug, so you’d have to eat 100 bugs to earn a dollar.”