Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 13, 1990
June 12, 1990
June 14, 1990
Transcript:
Doctor: Yep, that's chicken pox all right. Calvin: Chicken pox?! Mom, what is this guy? A veterinarian?! Doctor: The virus should run its course in about a week. Calvin: He's mad! Mad, I say! I'll bet the real doctor is tied up and gagged in the other exam room! Doctor: He's extremely contagious, so keep him away from other kids. Calvin: Sue him, mom! Drive his malpractice insurance up! Mom: Calvin has to be inside for a week?? Doctor: That's a nasty twitch you've developed. Calvin: Hey doc, for 10 bucks I'll make sure you see those kids in the waiting room again real soon!
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bhillianthe over 14 years ago
Calvin you shock me with the things you say
Summersnow about 14 years ago
I thought it was good to infect other kids so they get it young instead of in adulthood which can be hazardous to certain areas…
Osric250 over 12 years ago
You’d think since he just has to be away from other kids she’d just send him out into those woods he’s always in. That way he wouldn’t be there bugging her but not infecting everyone else.
Mr. C almost 12 years ago
Be strong, Mom, be strong!
sumanth_p2003 about 10 years ago
Well I think Mom deserved everything… thermometer taking two hours to register to shut him up?… now 7 days Calvin is home… Tit for Tat
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Spread your pestilence, Calvin.
bmonk about 9 years ago
The poor doc. Even poorer Mom. A WEEK?
cjh122111 almost 3 years ago
why is the doctor not wearing mask if hes contagious
CatDefender almost 2 years ago
“Mom, what is this guy, a veterinarian?” always left me in stitches.
J-Man over 1 year ago
What’s up with Calvin’s mom reaction? That he needs to stay home a week.