Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 24, 1990
November 23, 1990
November 25, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Do you think tigers go to the same heaven that people go to? I mean, in heaven, everyone is supposed to be happy, right? But people wouldn't be happy if they were always in danger of being eaten by tigers! On the other hand, heaven wouldn't be very nice without tigers, either. I wouldn't be happy if there weren't any tigers. I'd miss them. Maybe tigers just don't eat people in heaven. Hobbes: But then we wouldn't be happy.
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Icalasari about 14 years ago
Tigers don’t eat the nice people in the afterlife. The mean people get marinated in steak sauce and are eaten alive while watching the good people have fun
Summersnow almost 14 years ago
If I’d believe, I’d think you’d get your own room or zone of pleasure where you’d live in eternity in your own ideas of bliss.
But of course we can’t forget hell, where you’d get your own room of your worst nightmare.
Xalder about 10 years ago
What about the fact that none of it exists?
AdmiralMercurial over 9 years ago
Why is being eaten bad if you’re already dead?
yow4zip Premium Member about 9 years ago
That’s a lot to think about.
sunchaunzo over 6 years ago
Happy birthday to K.L.O (formally K.L.L. Soon to be B.L.G.)!!!
MegaCass over 6 years ago
If Doggy Heaven is Squirrel Hell, then I’m sure something can be worked out for tigers.