Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 13, 1990
December 12, 1990
December 14, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: This whole business of Santa rewarding good kids and neglecting bad kids really bugs me. ...Not that I have anything to worry about, of course. Hobbes: A paragon of virtue, that's you. Calvin: Right! But see, there are certain things a good kid could do that might look bad in a certain light, if one didn't consider all the mitigating circumstances. Hobbes: Like keeping incontinent toad in your mom's sweater drawer? Calvin: Exactly. If I was being raised in a better enviroment, I wouldn't do things like that.
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bhillianthe over 14 years ago
yeah blame it on everybody else
Icalasari about 14 years ago
He’d make a great lawyer
yow4zip Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Where did he get an incontinent toad?
bRedfish about 6 years ago
Yes Calvin, a paragon of virtue.
AaronJOyster over 4 years ago
A victim of circumstances. Oh yes, that’s Calvin.
Nyan the Cat:) over 2 years ago
he dont got nothin to worry about
koalaperson about 1 year ago
“Put a tack on teacher’s chair; somebody snitched on me…”