Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 20, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Mom, from now on, I don't want to be introduced to people as plain "Calvin." I want to be introduced as "Calvin, boy of destiny." Mom: Boy of destiny?? Calvin: But you have to say it right. Pause a little after "boy," and say "destiny" a bit slower and deeper for emphasis. Say it, "Boy...of dessstiny," like that! Mom: I think I'm going to stop introducing you altogether. Calvin: I wish you had some cymbals to crash after you said it.