Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 16, 1992

Transcript:

Mom: I thought I told you to take your bath. Calvin: Sorry, mom. You have no say in this. Mom: You're in for a surprise, buster. Calvin: Circumstances are going to turn in my favor! That's what my horoscope says! All human affairs are determined by stars and planets, and today they say my key policies will be implemented. That means no bath and no bedtime! By golly, it's not good to thwart the intentions of the universe! Hobbes: Fate just isn't what it used to be.