Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1993

Transcript:

Susie: Why won't you tell me what's in the bag? Calvin: It's a severed head. Susie: It is not! Don't be disgusting! Calvin: Fine. Don't believe me. Susie: You said it would come in handy during today's test. Calvin: The head is an oracle. I'll put it on my desk and it will tell me answers. Susie: Forget I asked! I don't even care! Calvin: Soooosie is a booger braainn! Calvin: It speaks the truth!