Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 02, 1993

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Calvin: This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club will now come to order! First tiger Hobbes will read the minutes of our last meeting. Hobbes: Thank you. "9:30 - meeting called to order. Dictator-for-life Calvin proposes resolution condemning existence of girls. 9:35 - first Tiger abstains from vote. Motion fails. 9:36 - patriotism of first Tiger called into question. 9:37 - philosophical discussion. 10:15 - bandages administered. Dictator-for-life rebuked for biting." Calvin: Is this a great club, or what? Hobbes: "10:16 - forgot what debate was about. Medals of bravery awarded to all parties."