Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 29, 1995
March 28, 1995
March 30, 1995
Transcript:
Calvin: OK, we both understand the secret plan? Hobbes: Got it. But what about a secret code? Calvin: A secret code? This secret plan doesn't need a secret code. Hobbes: Ahem. Calvin: "Section IV, Article 12: Every secret plan needs a secret code. A. The more complicated, the better. B. Everybody already knows Pig Latin. C. Phrases like "Code Blue" are cool." Our club charter never lies. Hobbes: That's why this is such a great club.
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hayman21 about 9 years ago
G.R.O.S.S (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)
Calvin:Dictator-For-LifeTop Scout/Head ScoutField ScoutChief Strategist Strike Force CommanderCode Expert
Hobbes:First TigerPresidentClub Secretary GeneralSpecial Agent in charge of munitionsG.R.O.S.S CartographerClub Mascot Court StenographerTiger Bulk Rate
Rules:
At the beginning of each meeting, the last meeting’s minutes are read aloud by Hobbes. These minutes are usually filled with name-calling and fighting.
Calvin and Hobbes usually get “medals” (bottle caps) and new titles for themselves after they get in trouble.
Password:
Verse One: “Tigers are mean! Tigers are fierce! Tigers have teeth and claws that pierce!”
Verse Two: “Tigers are great! They can’t be beat! If I was a tiger, that would be neat!”
Verse Six: “Tigers are nimble and light on their toes. My respect for tigers continually grows.”
Verse Seven: “Tigers are perfect! The E-pit-o-me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.”
Final Verse: “Tigers are great! They’re the toast of the town. Life’s always better when a tiger’s around.”
hayman21 about 9 years ago
Playing Gross on hobbs
hayman21 about 9 years ago
United Gross plan!
Domi42103 about 7 years ago
Imagine how long that took to write
yow4zip Premium Member over 4 years ago
Very elaborate charter.