Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 1995
Transcript:
Mom: Susie, your mom just called and she's walking over to pick you up. Susie: Finally! Mom: I'll talk to YOU in a few minutes, upstairs. Calvin: Bye Susie! Don't lock yourself in any more closets! We got rid of a slimy girl! What a great day of grossness! Hobbes: This goes in the the log book. Calvin: I'd say some promotions, awards, medals, and advanced degrees are in order! Hobbes: Should we get them before we get in trouble, or after?
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
Advanced degrees? PhD’s in Aggravation?
Xalder about 10 years ago
Would advanced degrees be higher, making them “hot,” or lower to make them “cool?”
AdmiralMercurial about 9 years ago
Really, what’s his mom going to talk to him about? I think she’s being overly disciplinarian for nothing.
111111 over 7 years ago
Demon mom.
yow4zip Premium Member over 4 years ago
Use the medals as butt armor for the inevitable spanking.
WilliamBrennan over 3 years ago
It’s going in the Burn Book
MaverickMoPete over 3 years ago
The last appearance of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club, if I recall correctly.