Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 03, 1995
November 02, 1995
November 04, 1995
Transcript:
Calvin: Why isn't my life like this situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems? Hobbes: Why don't you know any gorgeous babes? Calvin: I gotta get my life some writers.
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ThatOneComixLover about 10 years ago
LOL
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
I’d like to reboot my own continuity.
davetb1956 about 7 years ago
I didn’t realize TV’s could jump that high all by themselves without breaking.
Me2times. over 6 years ago
Calvin, you have no friends
uqui over 6 years ago
It is definitely Bill’s fault
Comic Man X about 5 years ago
Really Bill Watterson?
yow4zip Premium Member about 4 years ago
And where’s his laugh track?
Blockerman_101 over 2 years ago
or drawers!