Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 01, 2011

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    ejcapulet  almost 13 years ago

    I have to agree with Hobbes… mmmm,,, calamari!

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    Rodney99  almost 13 years ago

    Sushi – better known to the rest of the world as bait…

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    RE: Slow Response Time on GoComicsGoComics sent me the following reply yesterday at noon Eastern time:We expect to perform some server maintenance soon, the goal being to resolve the problem with slow load times. We appreciate your patience.Sincerely, GoComics Support

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Hobbes is not too far off the mark with his response to Calvin today. Genuine pleasure does make life worth living, and the ability to appreciate and enjoy even the smaller blessings of life – such as seafood – can bring much pleasure. Hobbes also takes great pleasure in simply having a sunny field to be in.Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (4/17/86)But just enjoying the simple pleasures may not be sufficient. Paradoxically, many who seek pleasure by living only for themselves discover that happiness eludes them. Whereas, many who seek to give pleasure to others discover that happiness finds them.Whether or not one believes in God or an afterlife, one can find pleasure and meaning in this life by doing things for others. And if one is religious, this adds another dimension to the meaning that one finds.

    “I expect to pass through this world but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do any fellow human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer it or neglect it, for I will not pass this way again.”— An anonymous Quaker (sometimes attributed to Stephen Grellet, Quaker missionary)A few months before Calvin and Hobbes ended, Bill Watterson drew a strip where Calvin was complaining that summer was nearly over. Hobbes said, "Well, let’s go make the most of the time we have left ! " But Calvin replied, “Nah, I’ve reserved the rest of the month for moping.”Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (8/25/95)Each of us has a particular number of days left on this Earth. We can decide that life is futile because it ends in death, and then we will probably focus on ourselves and spend the rest of our days “moping,” similar to Calvin at the end of the summer. Or, we can fully enjoy the simple pleasures of life while we also focus on others; and, together with Hobbes, we can say, "Let’s make the most of the time we have left ! "
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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @Dogsniff: I meant to warn you to cover your eyes….

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    Phapada  almost 13 years ago

    I like some vegetables salad and some fish really.. much be better our health….

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    rogue53  almost 13 years ago

    Those who believe we only have a certain number of days left on earth must not believe in what Jesus taught about “everlasting life”. The scriptures tell us ‘God created the earth to be inhabited’. Jesus talked about living forever and even stated that those who were living at the end of the system of things would “not taste death at all”. So, for some, death will never become a reality.

    I guess one thing that puzzles me is the same thing that puzzled the cowboy in church. When the preacher talked about the wonderful things in heaven, (i.e. streets of gold, etc.) everyone in the church was saying hallelujah, praise the Lord. But when he stood up with his six guns and asked who wanted to go NOW.. No one wanted to go.

    Of course this is not the proper forum for religious discussion, as I’m sure I’ll be reading. Religion and politics seem to divide. One thing to think about however… If Adam and Eve had not sinned, where would they be today? And when they died, did they go to heaven?

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    alviebird  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve not had any problems lately. Loading, that is. Got plenty of other problems.

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    Squirrelchaser  almost 13 years ago

    I believe the problem gocomics is having is bandwidth. Not yours, thiers. It is now the first of the month, everything is fine – but wait two or three weeks. My guess is that the server (thier server) offered ‘unlimited’ bandwidth, but had a ceiling where it was throttled back – like cell companies do – once it reached a certain point it limited access. Notice that comments are now reduced to five or so unless you open the rest – gocomics is trying to reduce traffic, and therefore extend the time until they hit the ‘unlimited’ ceiling. Give it a little time, it’ll work out.

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    Sometimes I think, why we have so much to learn, when we have to die in such a short time!!?

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    7dharma  almost 13 years ago

    agree with hobbes:)

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    And don’t forget smooches, Hobbes.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @Hobbes…thank you! I believe as you do.

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    SteelNeil  almost 13 years ago

    You know about death only after you live to find it, how ironic……..!1

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @rogue53: You sometimes post comments on religion, and I don’t think that they are off topic here, because Bill Watterson sometimes raises profound religious and philosophical questions through Calvin.

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    nancyroy2  almost 13 years ago

    … and hamburgers and pizza and cake!

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    BluePumpkin  almost 13 years ago

    Seafood always weirded me out too – until I actually tried it. What do you know? It can be rather tasty . . .

    On a side note, how do you guys know what circumcision “leftovers” look like anyway?

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    “If we’re just going to die, what’s the point of living?”It’s a very profound and crucial question, which Hobbes partially evaded. Seafood won’t make any difference after you die. “Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we die.” “Get all the gusto you can.” All of that is to no avail once you die “if that’s all there is.”

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    “We’re only here to help others.” Then why are they here?Among other things, they are also here to help others!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @LX013,Obviously, you’re not a ‘know-it-all’ since you have learned that “we have so much to learn”. in heaven, although we will no longer sin, we will still be acquiring knowledge. There will be no end to our learning.

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 13 years ago

    I personally would have said McDonalds burgers.

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    glitterygal07  almost 13 years ago

    You’ve got THAT right, Hobbes. Great… now I’m hungry for crab cakes Lol

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    rmeasell  almost 13 years ago

    I’d put chocolate before seafood

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    bluegirl285  almost 13 years ago

    In May, on that Saturday that religious guy said was our last on Earth, I went out to sushi dinner with my family. I thought that if the world was going to end that day, it wouldn’t have been a bad way to spend it.

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    wjborgers  almost 13 years ago

    Strip is great! I only wish Calvin would win more and not continually lose!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 13 years ago
    Realizing mortality is not fun. Some of us have it hit us hard upon a mid-life crisis. It happens to us all, but knowing when is hard.Realization says a lot about a person. Sitting around in a depression, or doing what you always wanted to do. Saying what you always wanted to say. Enjoying what is around you, instead of ignoring it.Telling and putting down on paper the things that have happened in your life from your singular perspective, insight, and personal detail. Something just as important to those you leave behind as taking care of “the details.” How many here have seen men land on the Moon, or may see another Earth-like planet discovered? What would it been like to hear a great-grandparent tell of what people thought when they heard about the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk?Live long and prosper all. 8-)
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    kab2rb  almost 13 years ago

    If and when GC work on this site then comics will be down forever. At least I know of other comic strips site I can read.

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    lancemay  almost 13 years ago

    it’s instinct kid. all animals have it

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    phoenixnyc  almost 13 years ago

    When Calvin hits puberty, he’ll discover another reason to be alive…

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Well you DID ask him, Calvin.

    xxx

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    a medium rare ribeye steak with roasted red potatoes and grilled squash from my garden, yeah life is worth livin. Oh yeah, and my wife (she doesn’t read this but thought I’d better include her for the karma). And since my Giants won the World Series last year I can die a happy man.

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    khpage  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve had no problems getting this cartoon here at the Senior Center’s computer, but what do I know, I’m and old guy. Seafood wise, I love lobster, bay scallops, swordfish, and those incredible nutty flavored clams they used to have at Howard Johnson’s. Boy do I miss those. Now that I think about it, catfish like the kind they serve at that little roadside resturant called Ezell’s in Montgomery, Alabama. This is making me hungry, I think I’ll go into the cafeteria and see what they’re having for lunch…..

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Hi Sharuniboy. Heh, Heh…..Well, at least in panel 4, Hobbes has a big smile on his face….I sometimes write my long postings in the middle of the night, as a free service to any insomniacs on this site.:>)Snoopy Fan pointed out that Hobbes has grown taller in the second strip. It also looks like Calvin has grown his hair taller to try to keep up.

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Did anybody see a red sign saying that GoComics will be down from 5:30pm – 7:30pm?

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 13 years ago

    Today’s strip seems appropriate in a way given that today’s my birthday (ha ha). While I don’t see seafood in my future for dinner . . . I hopefully do see a nice slice of chocolate cheesecake from the local homemade ice cream and pie kitchen shop though! YUM!!!!!!!!!!

     

    ;-)

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    bizaker  almost 13 years ago

    If you’re talking about enzymatic reactions, there is a high level of specificity to the reactions (usually), but you have to have a very non-random enzyme to do that. So where did the enzyme come from? How lucky are we that, for example, 100 amino acids (for a short protein) came together in the right order? The chances of that happening are ~ 1/20^100. My TI-83 can’t even go that high. And that’s just for one out of the thousands of proteins that we have. How lucky are we that there was DNA that could set up that specific sequence AND an enzyme already in existence that could replicate that DNA, AND an enzyme that could transcribe it to RNA, AND an enzyme that could translate that RNA into proteins, etc.

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    bizaker  almost 13 years ago

    Non-enzymatic catalysts, on the other hand (such as paladium or other metals) are typically non-specific, or in other words, random

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    Downstrike  almost 13 years ago

    I agree that if they had not sinned, Adam and Eve would still be in Paradise, and so would all their offspring.

    However, considering that it was the Serpent – not God – who told Eve that she would become like God if she ate from that tree, why should Adam and Eve be in heaven? Is God obligated to keep up the Serpent’s, (read, “Father of the Lie” here), end of the deal?

    How can you say that Adam and Eve repented, when like a couple of bratty little kids, each one blamed someone else for what they’d done, and Adam blamed God for the woman He gave him?

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    jazlyn3  almost 13 years ago

    that;s true why are we here if were going to die, my mom says that were here because we all have something to look for.

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    rogue53  almost 13 years ago

    Two things humans cannot wrap their brain around: Time and space. What is beyond the edge of space? What was there before time started. We weren’t designed to understand those things currently.

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    bizaker  almost 13 years ago

    In order to ask that question, you must assume that God, who is not necessarily confined to this universe or its laws (including the whole “arrow of time” thing), had a beginning. That may not be a valid assumption.

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    chovil  almost 13 years ago

    This is one of the classic Calvin and Hobbes that has guided my life. I laugh every time I read it and I’ve read it hundreds of times. Absolutely classic.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    << Dogsniff wrote: “Who made God? That’s all I want to know.” >>Ummmm……….. I don’t think it was the Godfather……….

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    trekkermint  almost 13 years ago

    to misquote dr whoi don’t know what i believe in, i’ll believe in you

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 13 years ago

    Yes, Hobbes… There is indeed seafood. And ice cream and chocolate and that new car and a nice warm bed and smooches and what smooches often lead to…

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    cat0911  almost 13 years ago

    THE WHOLE POINT IS TO GO TO THE HAPPY HONDA DAYS SALE THAT IS STILL ON YAY!

    I REALLY DON’T GET LIFE………..LOVE…………………….I’M GONNA MISS YOU SGT. JOHNSON (SOBBING)

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    << Number 3 said: "I miss the ‘Edit’ feature where we could easily correct our typos. Don’t you? >>Hi Number 3I miss that feature when I make a typo, but I get around it by copying my posting to the clipboard right before I click on “Submit.” That way, the clipboard contains my text plus any HTML characters for text formatting, blank lines, Web links, etc. Then if I find a typo in my posting, I delete my entry, paste from the clipboard into a new posting, and fix it before clicking on Submit again.On the other hand, back when we had the “Edit” feature, sometimes someone would go back and change the contents of one of their postings after others had already replied to it. As a result, the replies would no longer make sense. So that is a reason that I don’t miss the “Edit” feature.It’s amazing how many simple questions fail to have a simple “yes” or “no” answer.

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    bizaker  almost 13 years ago

    20 amino acids possible at each position, 100 positions. That’s for a short protein. Most proteins are several hundred amino acids, so we’re talking 1/20^200 or 1/20^300

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @makemlaugh,Thank you for your “just a thought”, but I think we will have to agree to disagree. I already answered some of your comment about Adam and Eve in my original comment. God provided a Redeemer for Adam and Eve and the rest of us. In heaven, no one who has been saved, sins, so Adam and Eve would not have joined Satan in his rebellion, which started in the Garden of Eden when he tempted them. Adam sinned willfully; Eve “being deceived, was in the transgression”. They eventually died in their natural bodies, but will be raised with the rest of the believers in new spiritual bodies when Jesus Christ returns.It appears that you do not believe in immortal souls, but then what purpose is there for living now if we die into oblivion? Why would God create human beings only for this life? It might be fine while it lasts, but once life is gone, the purpose is gone. We have no more existence and if’s all for nothing.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    @rogue53,Since space is not infinite (in my opinion), nothing is beyond the edge of space. Before time started, there was eternal God, (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit). God created the universe from nothing (ex nihilo).

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Even if atheists are right, the best they can do is to prevail until they die. Then they are no more.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 13 years ago

    Exoticdoc2 said it well in answer to “who made God?”, and other things as well. If someone or something created God, then who made whoever or whatever created God, ad infinitum?God is eternal, self-existent, self-sustaining, self-perpetuating, self-determining, and sovereign. He does as he pleases. Fortunately, God is love, and God is good.

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    x_Tech  almost 13 years ago

    DilbertPanel 1:PHB: Speed is the key to success.

    Panel 2:Dilbert: Is it okay to do it wrong if we’re really, really fast?

    Panel 3:PHB (out of shot): Um… No.Wally: Now I’m all confused. Thank you very much.

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    rentier  almost 13 years ago

    I can’t see a new comic today, where is it?

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @x_Tech:Yesterday and today, the site has been running much faster. Thanks for all of GoComics’ efforts to improve the servers. I’m hoping that you will be able to get the rest of the bugs out of the system soon.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    << Dogsniff said: “We’re born, we live, we die, and it’s over.” >>Hi Dogsniff. Here’s one for you. Is this the story of your life?Click here: Peanuts (1958)

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Here’s another Dilbert for x_Tech at GoComics, who could probably use some humor about now:Click here: Dilbert (1989)

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    StarNut Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Well my morning email has all the current comics. So it is just the website that is lost in time.

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    walruscarver2000  almost 13 years ago

    Ever get the feeling that some of the people here were the inspiration for Monty Python’s argument sketch? (Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig..)

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Friday’s Calvin and HobbesHere is Friday’s (today’s) Calvin and Hobbes, for anyone who would like to comment on it here.Click here: Calvin and Hobbes

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Sorry, x_Tech. A case of mistaken identity. The site seems to be working perfectly right now. You may have missed an opportunity to take the credit !

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