Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 04, 2014

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 11 years ago

    “Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice, shame on me.”-That the second time in 3 days Hobbes has gotten you, Calvin.

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    ratlum  almost 11 years ago

    Calvin you would make a great straight man.

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    rentier  almost 11 years ago

    Does “full deck” have a special meaning I cannot understand?

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    dalbino83  almost 11 years ago

    LX013, if someone is not playing with a full deck, it means they don’t have a full mental capacity.

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    legaleagle48  almost 11 years ago

    Once again, Calvin sets himself up, and doesn’t even realize he’s been insulted until hours later!

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    BDMI  almost 11 years ago

    I’m the bouse and the boss

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    GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    You’re a little slow on the uptake there, Calvin – again.

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    Nickyoss  almost 11 years ago

    Nice and funky strip!

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    SusanGreen  almost 11 years ago

    Or a french fry short of a Happy Meal

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    Baba27  almost 11 years ago

    In German it’s “Nicht alle Tassen im Schrank” i.e. a few cups short in the cupboard.

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    watmiwori  almost 11 years ago

    Not quite the full quid A few bricks short of a loadA few boards loose in the atticetc. usw

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    Burnside217  almost 11 years ago

    Softball, slow pitch… Keep hitting Hobbes.

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    josh_bisbee  almost 11 years ago

    Unfortunately, Watterson only did two of them.

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 11 years ago

    LOL!!!!! Hobbes, you crack me up!!!

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    jrankin1959  almost 11 years ago

    “3, 2, 1, ignition… Light bulb! We have light bulb, at 11:22 p.m…”

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    micromite  almost 11 years ago

    he can be very sharp on his day.

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    sonnygreen  almost 11 years ago

    What’s up for tomorrow? In a rowboat with only one oar in the water?

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    GregoriusM  almost 11 years ago

    IL buy him cards

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    Aaron Saltzer  almost 11 years ago

    Ok…I don’t get it.

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 11 years ago

    The humor in today’s strip is based on the disguised insult.

    Panel 2: Calvin states the fact that he’s “not playing with a full deck.”

    Panel 3: Calvin takes Hobbes’ response at face value.

    Panel 4: Calvin realizes that Hobbes’ response was an insult.

    When someone appears to be not very intelligent or a bit “nutty,” people often say things like “He’s lost all his marbles” or “He’s not playing with a full deck.”

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    westny77  almost 11 years ago

    Calvin dude this took you awhile as well to respond. You lost you marbles now your not playing with a full deck.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 11 years ago

    Not only is his deck not full, it’s full of jokers!

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Excellent!

    xxx

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    Reddyan  almost 11 years ago

    Once again…

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    Miny Boy  almost 11 years ago

    hobbes is on a role

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    tulip-lover  almost 11 years ago

    The wheel is spinning, but the hamster’s dead.

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    jadoo823  almost 11 years ago

    …the lights are flashing, the bells are ringing, but the train isn’t coming…

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    SMMAssociates  almost 11 years ago

    Strangely, and maybe because I had two younger sisters, “incomplete” card decks were pretty much the norm. The good news was that many of these decks came with extra cards – ordering information, advertisements for other products by the printer, etc., that could be marked as “2 of Clubs”, for example.

    What made us completely crazy were Pinochle decks….

    Plays hell with your Solitaire skills….

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    bmonk  almost 11 years ago

    Back in Indiana, Euchre is a very popular card game. Perhaps because it’s one game that doesn’t require a full deck (it uses only 9s, 10s, Js, Qs, Ks, and As, and sometimes 7s and 8s.)

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