Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 25, 2014

A small piece of pie is better than no pie.

That’s exactly what my mom would have done.

The earlier you learn about Murphy’s Law, the better! Or as we callit in Eastern Europe, the Law of Universal Schmidt**Slight adjustment of spelling required.

No doubt you would have preferred stewed monkey brains to thespinach-rutabaga-and-liver casserole Mom served earlier, and said so in no uncertain terms. You’re lucky you got any pie at all, and youblew that. Lucky you only got sent to bed without ANY pie!

Worse more likely, that’s true, but Hobbes everywhere, than it cannot be so bad!!

Goin’ on the fridge. Luv it!

Open mouth, Calvin…………think, boy, think!

Smooth move, Ex-lax.

life is always worse. even if you have 20 million dollars, you want more. even if all your desires are met, you want more.

Where is Hobbs?

Complain again, Calvin and see what that gets you.

Never bite the hand that feeds you,Or dump a load of Schmidt on your Mom**Slight adjustment of spelling required!thanks watmiwori!

I love it when Calvin does that nasty face;

Humble Pie

Check out the wall decoration above Calvin’s bed. That’s has a Hobbes in it….

“Things could be worse” has always struck me as a lame argument. Just because things could be worse doesn’t mean that they’re good.

Look at that scowl!

xxx

engage brain before operating mouth!

Life 101;There’s a shortage of the good things-but plenty of crap/junk to go around!(our landfills are overflowing)

Calvin…nothing like opening your mouth to exchange feet! ;)

Sort of random thought, but why is ‘kid-sized’ and ‘fun-sized’ servings so small? What kid wants a scoop of ice cream that tiny? Why do manufacturers seem to think that ‘barely a bite’ is fun?

Calvin’s 100% right in this one.

Um … “No pie for you”? Sorry, Calvin.

Awesome face in the last panel.

#firstworldproblems