Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 18, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Mom, do we have a shoe box I could have? It's for a school project" Mom: "I think so. Let's see" Mom: "Here's one. What are you going to do with it?" Calvin: "I'm supposed to make a diorama. We're studying the different eco-systems and I'm going to make a desert scene" Mom: "That sounds interesting" Calvin: "I'll need some glue and paper and stuff too. I'm going to build a cactus and a roadrunner" Mom: "When is this due?" Calvin: "It was due today, but I told the teacher I wasn't quite finished"
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Calvin did tell the truth; he wasn’t quite finished. He also hadn’t started.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Typical! LOL! I remember making dioramas when I was a kid. I thought what I had made was so cool…but, when I found one after high-school, it wasn’t “cool” to my 18-year-old-thinking! I also found some things I had made somewhere along the way when in elementary school…same thing…but at least I could enjoy it, unlike the diorama! ;)
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Three guesses who Calvin expects will do the actual ‘building’ of ‘his’ project….
Tah Tah about 10 years ago
d i y…?
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@leftwingpatriot: Calvin told the truth? By telling the teacher that he wasn’t quite finished, Calvin implied that the project was almost done. Then again, since Calvin puts so little time into his homework, technically, the project is almost done.
Click here: Ziggy (August 11, 2007)Click here: Dilbert (February 27, 2010)Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
I admit it. As soon as I read “roadrunner” I was expecting a Wile E. Coyote reference.
Barry1941 about 10 years ago
Sounds like what my daughter used to do at that age.
ladykat about 10 years ago
I still have a couple of projects that my daughter and grandson did when they were about Calvin’s age.
William Taylor about 10 years ago
There were always at least 3 or 4 kids whose science projects were obviously made by the parents, with little or no effort by the kid. Sucked for the rest of us. I’ve always wondered why teachers don’t make an effort to disallow that sort of thing…..
Like, my annotated collection of leaves or bugs compared to Johnny’s totally functional, motorized model of the solar system………… yeah, right.
SunflowerGirl100 about 10 years ago
Capnduzzi, a roadrunner is a bird that runs around the desert. In the old cartoons, a coyote(Wile E.) constantly chased it, could never catch it. It went BeepBeep! I’ve seen a number of roadrunners and none of them say BeepBeep! They just scurry away.
e.groves about 10 years ago
A friend had a "69 Roadrunner that went Beep Beep.
Karaboo2 about 10 years ago
You have the rest of the day to git er done.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Wow! I had no idea you could make a Roadrunner from “glue and paper and stuff”!.I’d rather have a Mustang, Calvin. Can you make me a Mustang? I’d like a red one; a convertible with the really big engine…
CalvinObvious about 10 years ago
Calvin and his pet tiger Hobbes are working on a school project with help from Uncle Max.
Mommyhalls about 10 years ago
Been here before; One Courtroom, One Fort, and OneCastle (1/60" Scale including out buildings and moat!). Thankfully only three kids. Sigh.
gfkupfer about 10 years ago
Save yourself some work Calvin. Go visit Petey Otterloop in the strip Cul de Sac. He has at least 25 dioramas under his bed which he could lend you!
Carl R about 10 years ago
Someday I intend to join the Procrastinator’s Club.
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
Only in Calvin’s time will things get accomplished. Lol
Number Three about 10 years ago
Yeah that’s usually the case, eh, Calvin?
xxx
mintmusic about 10 years ago
thats soooo cute
Aaronious about 10 years ago
Happy birthiversary C&H! Today, in 1985, the first C&H cartoon was published.
wiatr about 10 years ago
Never do today what you can put off ’til tomorrow!
lindz.coop Premium Member about 10 years ago
Not quite!!
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@rgcviper: I intended to share that Ziggy earlier, but I never got around to it.
SMMAssociates about 10 years ago
The mud monster was pretty good at coming to me about 2200 to help with an unstarted project due tomorrow…. The most fun was having my wife scream at her to go to bed as we tried to make some progress. The kid eventually figured it out. But she did enjoy watching her mom explode….
(I used to type and spellcheck her stuff. Made her write them, though.)
On the “daddy built it” – never happened for me when I was small, but I did help her with a couple of “projects” – two stand out. In one case, we ended up with a waterfall that actually was supposed to work. An aquarium pump…. Couldn’t test it because there was no way to dry it out so she could take it to school, and it really was only supposed to work once…..
Another time, she wanted to make a “donkey cart” full of flowers. How much trouble would that be?…. We had a little table-top cart in the garage that was intended for a plant or two and didn’t have to make a donkey. But, she didn’t want to use that…. $50 later, with me doing the power saw work, and her doing about everything else, we had one. Looked OK…. Another kid in the class got a ribbon for using that same type of little cart we’d rejected….
Then there was the kid, back when I was in High School, who entered complete set of Heathkit Ham Radio gear he’d built from a kit. He won…. My scratch-built project (from a magazine article) was un-noticed. Can’t complain, though – it was a lot easier to haul to the school than his stuff….
TordieBordie over 4 years ago
calvin you slinky son of a no-no word