Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 2015

And, you can drink from the water hose if you get thirsty.

And the bathroom is third bush from the left.

When Hairy met Silly!

Her eyes, in the last panel. I would NEVER want to cross her.

And fifteen years later, he’ll be BEGGING her to come in the house…

I’m willing to bet Calvin’s mom told him that she’d be coming, but as usual, he doesn’t listen.

Just wait a few years, Calvin.

What’s Calvin’s problem? Just let Susie go first into the house and get ambushed by Hobbes!

“pants are overrated” did a tribute comic where they are married with a daughter, it’s called “Bacon and Hobbes”

Look at yesterdays comments for a sample.

Bingo. He’s six. Girls aren’t fun or funny or interesting yet. They’re GROSS. And they have cooties, whatever that was. (Yes, I do know what that was. Now. I didn’t when I was six.)

Rats! I thought she was following him in order to exact revenge for the insults of the day. But it’s just babysitting. :(

While today she says she doesn’t want to be there, from yesterday’s comic, she appears to be enjoying .

When I was Calvin’s age, I was nervous about girls… still am!.Now, after almost 45 years of marriage, I know why…

@frugalnotcheap,…penurious, even (Snagglepuss)

Calvin likes to keep at least a yard between him and Susie.

Don’t piss her off too much, Calvin. She has been known to slug you.

When Suzie turns into a super model Calvin is going to be sorry

If I were to be locked out, then I hope a dog wouldn’t come and pee on me.

Just wait until Calvin finds out his mom let Suzie play in his treehouse with Hobbs.

What happens if she needs to use the toilet?

Actually… Scrap that question, I don’t think I want to know.

xxx

Ah so Suzie is not in love with Calvin. This makes more sense.