Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 07, 2015
Transcript:
Spiff: "The fearless Spaceman Spiff interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, gazes across the forbidding landscape of an uncharted planet!" Spiff: "What dangers lie ahead for our here? What horrible aliens inhabit this world?" Spiff: "What strange adventures await the intrepid Spiff? What bizarre occurrence will our hero be the first to witness?" Spiff: "The suspense! ...Our hero chucks a few rocks.. sighhhh.." Hobbes: "If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!" Calvin: "Now yer talkin'!"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
The best weirdness is the kind you make yourself.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
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Hobbes can be a big help with overcoming boredom:Calvin and Hobbes (August 26, 1986)Dilbert (May 16, 1999)The Family Circus (June 10, 2014)Garfield (August 20, 2009)Peanuts (December 15, 1973)Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
The only thing that’s weird around here is to think about weird things that happen in our weird minds!
phylum over 9 years ago
oh great…now nothing is safe…
orinoco womble over 9 years ago
During the day in a hot place, the weird stuff goes on underground. Or indeed indoors.
rshive over 9 years ago
And the silence was deafening.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago
I love Calvin’s look of dejection in Frame 6.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hi LX013. I wasn’t awake early this morning. I was awake late last night.
bluram over 9 years ago
How many rocks could a rock-chucker chuckIf a rock-chucker could chuck Rock?As much rock as a rock-chucker could chuck,If a rock-chucker could chuck rock.
Chuckle chuckle.
Hoodude over 9 years ago
The goggles adjust for a varied point of view..attitude dependant?..or “rose”(up) colored glasses?Cheers,RE
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
A planet all to myself? There are days I dream of this.
ron over 9 years ago
It’s a tragedy so few kids are allowed to do that today because of frightened parents or neighbors who call CPS if they see an unaccompanied kid. .
ottod Premium Member over 9 years ago
Okay! I’m an easy sell, but I don’t understand how linking to archived strips generates revenue.
Doublejake over 9 years ago
Or if boredom makes your life seem longer (per Dunbar’s theory in “Catch-22”).
Number Three over 9 years ago
Everybody knows that making weirdness is a lot better than finding it!
xxx
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
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