Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 15, 2016

I see a future for Moe on Wall Street.

I see a future for Moe in jail!

…and right back out if the D.A. has any brains at all!

Calvin should get Susie to kick the $&@$ out of Moe! I bet she could too!

Marlon Brando stuffed his cheeks with cotton to sound like a “gangsta” I’ll bet Moe sounds the same naturally!

Nothing personal, just business.

I hear the Russian mob could use a few good men.

Leave the fifty cents. Take the cannoli.

With friends like that who needs enemies

for your own protection

And I ask again, What is with the rather un-professionl drawing of “Calvin” recently? Old re-runs? Stand-in artist? ??

…Weakstream, LX103’s first language is not English…LX103, your “knowledge without body” comment is brilliant and put a smile on my face!

It would be so nice if a bully picked on Moe. As Qui-Gon Jinn said in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, “There’s always a bigger fish.”

@stephen Treadwell: She might?

Moe got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at him so loud, he nearly fell in…

I had a Moe in my childhood.

I can predict how Moe will immensely pick Calvin as the janitor when he grows up.

Moe is like Donald Trump as a child.

Come on Calvin. Use your extraordinary imagination to get even. Also, did anyone noticed that in the third panel, Calvin’s eyes look like a Peanuts character?

Preparing me for my life in the future.

I see a future for Moe in the Democrat party.

Calvin: “Instead, can I be your friend tomorrow for 25 cents?”Moe: “Uhhhhhhhhhhh….okay!”Calvin: “Who says that the art of negotiation is dead?”

Hey Moe, that guy over there wants to be your friend for five bucks!

I wonder why we never see Curly and Larry with Moe. Maybe Moe stuffed them in a locker.