Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 22, 2016

When Calvin and Susie get married, she should handle the money.

Ain’t gonna happen. They are 6 years old forever.

He didn’t disappear fast enough.

Didn’t my son teach his son to be nice to girls?

From now on, Suzie will grant no quarter.

I’ll make you disappear Calvin!

There’s a difference between watching a trick …. and being tricked. The one is amusing….. the other…. not so much.

Susie wearing a skirt? I guess she hadn’t gotten into her signature bib overalls at this point.

Exit, stage… Pummel! Pummel! Pummel!

Don’t try that trick in a bank

Only a Quarter to get rid of Calvin? I’d pay that any day.

As you pound me into the ground I’ll just decompose!

Susie is a lot smarter than you think, Calvin!

If that beating doesn’t teach you that. Nothing will.

xxx

Calvin should have practiced his disappearing act first.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Calvin.

Hey, it only cost a quarter, Susie, to make him disappear! It’s a bargain!!!