Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 21, 2016

Get up there before you have to use the newspaper to take care of your needs.

Someday I am going to make it a point to try that.

It takes strong TP.

Being a conservationist, I strongly disapprove people who do this. It’s alright to do it the first time as children to experiment, but that’s it.

Hey, I still do this (at age 53) and it makes me laugh just as hard as Hobbes. Sometimes, I laugh so hard my face gets FLUSHED! Wow, I’m on a ROLL now!!

Keep the Roto-Rooter number in your speed dial.

Oh CRAP. Everybody’s used all the good comments.

Calvin, you can laugh until you clog the plumbing.

It’s one of the cleaner deposits the Tidy Bowl Man has received.

Shop vacuums will do the same thing. Mine inhaled an entire roll before I could jerk the plug. (Yes, I was cleaning the bathroom with a shop-vac)

Ha, ha. Calvin put a “whizzzz” into the toilet.

Don’t worry a mark of an intelligent creature is to recognise that you poop in the corner of a room. Toilet Schmoilet.

Proving once again that like all good things, toilet paper rolls come to an end…one end or another.

Why is it I have the sudden urge to go now?

It must be from the morning coffee…FLUSH

Before the internet kids had to make their own fun

The old outhouses had old Sears and Wards catalogues available plus corn cobs! Actually, cobs are more efficient than paper, but when we got indoor plumbing, the cobs would not flush well!

Little things amuse little minds.

xxx

Sorry Calvin, this weeks allowance was used to buy more toilet paper.

Calvin, urine trouble now.

Dad: “First Rule of being the other parent, ‘Dear’:When he behaves, he’s MY kid; I’m OK with that.But whenever he MISbehaves in any way,he becomes YOUR kid!”Mom: “‘Honey’, let me EXPLAIN something to you!"(FLUSH!) (FLUSH!) (FLUSH!)“Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee HILARIOUS! — GAH!"(Both Mom and Dad baring ALL their teeth, their faces a deep crimson-purple, breathing VERY forcefully and rapidly…!)“Er, ah, I, uh, it was Hobbes’ idea?”Note: All Mom and Dad see (where Calvin is pointing) is an ordinary, stuffed toy tiger! Not to mention, a colossal mess all over the bathroom floor and walls!“Ah, I, er, uh, take it the party’s over?”(Calvin now sulking in his room!): “Yep, party’s over, all right!”

I do not think Calvin’s parents want to know what Calvin and Hobbes.

To the two who asked:

@cdward: If you are an adult, then you have enough conscience to know that you are wasting precious resources. Perhaps you should simply see a video if what you are looking for is amusement.

@Night-Gaunt49: Yes indeed. Comics are meant to be entertaining, but it’s not always smart to do what they show.

Now in 2020 that would cost alot