Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 29, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    A death by a thousand falls and scrapes.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    I don’t remember having such an adversarial relationship with my bike.

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    the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover  over 8 years ago

    Would Hobbes beat the bike up, or the other way around?

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    You want something deadly? Try BASE jumping.

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Second of all, don’t take lessons in bicycling from a tiger.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    That’s what bicycles do. They rarely make quick work of it.

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    alviebird  over 8 years ago

    Eight years ago I went over the handlebars and broke my collarbone and six ribs. Also got a little road rash and concussion in the package. A little over two years later, same bike, I went over again. This time at a much slower speed, and yet I still managed to crack my acetabulum.

    That’s right, I busted my ace…

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I remember a brake lever in my knee when I was aged as Calvin is

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    Old Texan75  over 8 years ago

    The Coaster Brake. Best invention since the wheel.

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    garybrewer  over 8 years ago

    Ah, sort of like life.

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    tom  over 8 years ago

    Yup. I had a similar relationship with my bike. Also, a similar size problem. Mine was “convertible” between boy’s and girl’s so I could reach the pedals without the bar in the way, then, when I was bigger, could have the bar back.

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    gantech  over 8 years ago

    Hey, how’d he get my bike?

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 8 years ago

    Like me on skates. It’s been 15 years, and the skates still win.

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    AnonaMoaner  over 8 years ago

    Can’t ride a bike, can’t skate, can’t drive a car, can’t even swim.

    Luckily my feet know how to walk.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Calvin’s got one evil bike: Ironically, a picture of Calvin and his bicycle come up when you do an image search for “Evil Bike” and click on this photo!

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    StarWarsGuy500  over 8 years ago

    The bike is taking its time with this one.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Mom! Mom! Dad hates me…

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    It’s just a bicycle, for heaven’s sake! What could possibly go wrong?

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    cosman  about 8 years ago

    Early ’70’s, cruising thru Univ. of Wash. campus on drop handle roadbike..Hit curb, and for a brief moment went faster than the bike,Put my arm in front of my head to protect it (the days before helmets..)Gave the arm a compression compound fracture., a fair tradeoff from it being my skull.

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