Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 14, 2018

Calvin, rumor has it you’re…CANADIAN!

They say secrets cause cancer. Cmon let it out Hobbes

Calvin already knows everything about himself. He won’t need this secret.

Hobbes took an embarrassing snapshot of Calvin at a Christmas party???

Of course all of the secrets are about Calvin. Those are the juiciest ones.

Hobbes is the quintessential older sibling!

Now Calvin’s going to drive himself crazy until Hobbes tells him.

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Rubeus Hobbes.

The secret is that Calvin does not make a very good tiger

This is one of those I don’t care what your friends call you, you seem normal to me moments

The secret is Hobbes knows what drives Calvin CRAAAZZYY! LOL

“I’ll give you a clue… noodles.”

Did his parents buy him at a flea market or something?

Rumour has it that Hobbes is planning to eat you while you’re asleep…

xxx

Hobbes is losing his religion.

You mustn’t kick with your foot, Hobbes!