Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 07, 2018

Those Nobel Prize groupies are wild!

Considering some recent Nobel winners, he should be a shoo-in.

Babes are not interested in archaeologists or Nobel Prize winners; I don’t believe the is a prize category for archaeology.

Hobbs, ditch the kid, and you’ll get all the babes you can handle. Unless you’re interested in tiger babes. Or is that babe tigers?

Yeah, I’d love to see Jimmy Fallon talk to these two about their “bone”.

And where is the old gnawed bone of Rover??

Hobbes knows what’s really important!

Hobbes has one toe over the line to puberty!

Maybe one of those Ig Nobel prizes that Harvard hands out?

Hobbes has his priorities in order.

AP paleontology in the first grade. Calvin is a classic study in dichotomies.

When has a paleontologist ever been a “chick magnet?”

That’s Hobbes: eyes always on the important stuff

Forget the “babes” now days, Hobbes. No matter how nice you are, they sue. It could be decades down the road, but they will sue.

Oh Hobbs, we babes are already crazy about you!

The babes get to pose with the reconstructed dinosaur.

Yes Calvin discovered the rare garbage-osaurus!

By calling them “babes”, Hobbs is now being called into account in 2018 by the #MeToo movement

I don’t think Calvin wants babes.

Hobbes is always in it for the babes. And smooching, of course.

They are making just about as much sense as do evolutionary paleontologists nowadays.

Imagine digging for bones, writing to scientific journals, winning the Nobel Prize and getting babes before lunch. I’d call that a pretty good morning.

Hobbes has always had a major crush on Susie. Requited, thankfully.

Hobbes has a two-track mind: babes and tuna sandwiches.

Babes will follow all great discoveries, be it paleontology.

You will not get a Nobel prize for digging up dinosaur bones.