Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 26, 2018

Hobbes’s compatriots were born overseas so they don’t understand English.

To be fair, I’m sure a tiger can tell other tigers apart better than a human can. Tigers all look the same to people.

Ya know, I don’t believe I relate well to Dad.

#TigersArePeopleToo

Dad has got some really practical ideas.

Cut him some slack, dad! Not everything is Calvin’s fault.

Please note they are walking away while not noticing that Calvin is not following…

Dad, don’t forget the gag! (that’s just a joke) :)

Calvin’s father is not a very nice person IMO.

I guess Dad isn’t so stupid after all.

Zoo Tigers have anger issues

My boyfriend told me that when he was about 3 in 1967, his mom bought a harness of sorts and tied him to the tree whenever she hung out laundry or just sat on the porch with the neighbours. It seems he was a runner

Just put the kid on a leash.

Dad just says whatever pops into Watterson’s head. I think it’s funny.

Have a look at today’s “Hi and Lois.” Seems like Calvin joined a biker gang with Ditto.

Still don’t understand why the lady he followed just abandoned him? No one just leaves a lost kid now, or in previous generations.

Calvin should just point to the hottest looking woman at the zoo and say that is who he mistook for Mom. Major points scored.

Just make sure he has plenty of shade and fresh water.

Duct tape. Trees. It works.