Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 2018

Here’s a tip: don’t use a fork to get a stuck piece of bread out of a toaster.

If I said that to my mom at that age, she’s probably decapitate me.

for the record – mom did reach the tipping point!

Maybe Hobbes will pay him somehow.

how much of a tip was the lad expecting? the entire contents?

Hey, it’s the only tip Calvin will ever take.

Today’s kids are asking why she didn’t just use the calculator app on her smart phone. Which of course she has with her because doesn’t everybody have their smart phone within reach at all times?

I need to calculate something now. Where’s my pencil?

Here you go!!!!! @calvin’s favourite TIP: Do Something you hate, it builds your character

I love Cal’s little “I’m begging for a tip but not begging for a tip” gesture in panel #3. The backward hand the cough to draw attention. What a little operator!

Calvin, you get the joy of knowing you helped your mom!

I am surprised that Calvin hadn’t already stolen the money.

You deserve the same tip you gave your mother for making your breakfast this morning.

Glutectomy via carpal application (Calvin’s Disorder): The gradual removal of the muscles of the gluteal region through repeated spanking. A rare disorder, found only in “bad widdle kids” in the comic strip world. No known reversal method, although gluteal muscle transplants have been attempted.

A little loud mom.

Just give him a mini-tip, Mom. His attitude hasn’t earned him any more.

Here’s a tip: Stop asking me to tip you or I’ll tip you down the stairs.

Take it out of the money you pay for the free meals, room & board. … okay, maybe not the meals

If I were mom I would have said, “Fine, as soon as I get tipped for washing, cleaning, dusting, cooking…”

Prepare for stimuli to you backside boy….

Here’s a tip for you, GET A EFING JOB

Here’s a tip: Buy low, sell high.

Don’t worry Calvin lunch and dinner will be on your mom.

CLvin that’s mean