Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 10, 2018

So, no football scholarship for Calvin.

No rule against threats apparently.

Hobbes would fit in well with some of Al Davis’ old Oakland Raiders teams.

A man’s gotta know his limitations….

ambulatory adulthood is an oxymoron

Can’t lose for winning.

So true.

And not CTE as well.

Sometimes you just have to take whatever victory you can get!

Well thought out, Calvin. All the stuff that hurts on me happened before I was forty.

Survival 101: Never argue with a ferocious tiger.

Calvin, a guy named Chris Borland agrees with you.

Someone has to be the next Siegfried and Roy.

That defense has got teeth!

“Ambulatory adulthood”? Those words weren’t even in my vocabulary at that age. Calvin is a genius…ADHD up the wazoo, and a genius (many of them are).

For a sixth grader. Calvin has a big vocabulary. Why does he do so bad in school?

STUPID RERUNS

I never got this one as a kid… and I’m not sure I do even now. To paraphrase, Calvin says he’s giving up a game in order to be able to walk around as an adult?