Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 13, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Don’t make a political comment, don’t make a political comment, don’t make a…

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    No Calvin. You’re about as smart as Billy Madison.

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    prodigy (the word Calvin was trying to use) -a person, especially a child or young person, having extraordinary talent or ability

    progeny (the word Calvin used)-a descendant or offspring, as a child, plant, or animal.

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    The zipper in the rear makes mooning people easier.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “They’re all above average!”—schoolspeak

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    Didn’t at one point Calvin manage to put both legs into one trousers leg?

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Idiot’s are what makes the world go round for some of us.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 5 years ago

    Yah now? I always thought Watterson drew Calvin’s head a bit on the large side…now I’m not so sure..

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    Auntie Socialist  over 5 years ago

    He’s just trying to keep it real

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    Aussie Down Under  over 5 years ago

    Hobbes, as always is most observant and adept at a good put-down that usually is over Calvin’s head.

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Calvin is only smart in his own mind.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago

    An illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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    dwdl21  over 5 years ago

    Ok, who just googled Progeny? LOL

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Some of the elements are there. He has a way better vocabulary than the average 6 year old and his imagination is incredible. At minimum it’s probably safe to say he’s smarter than average.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    I am a super genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examination into kindergarten.

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    jamessveta  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like a like of kids these days. They think they know everything but don’t have any common sense.

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    assrdood  over 5 years ago

    Sadly, I’m no longer young enough to “know it all”

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    ejrayh  over 5 years ago

    Seems to me the one thing a real genius never says is, “I’m a genius”.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 5 years ago

    Perhaps Calvin will start a new fashion trend.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    I has a boss whose IQ was well into the stratosphere. He was difficult to work for. He had no patience with us idiots who could not see problems or solve them as fast as he could. He was an intellectual bully who liked to throw his intelligence around.

    Unlike a lot of people who think they know it all, he was close to actually knowing it all and that was worse.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    My ten year old grandson occasionally wears his t-shirts backwards. Does that count?

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    juho  over 5 years ago

    Jump!!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Take heart, Calvin. Wile E. Coyote wrestled with these same issues.

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    GRogerStreff  over 5 years ago

    A rare malapropism

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    Holden Awn  over 5 years ago

    Back zipper makes for a more efficient poop drop.

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    josh_bisbee  over 5 years ago

    How did he zip up if his zipper is in the back? And how did he not figure it out?

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    sobrown51  over 5 years ago

    surprised everyone got the joke between misuse of progeny and prodigy

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    bloodykate  over 5 years ago

    I LOL’d!!!

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    Space & Kitten  over 5 years ago

    Maybe Calvin read about Comando’s going “Commando” in the Jungles,etc. with the rear of their britches split to allow quick and easy “answering of the Call of Nature” so that they are not caught with their britches down by the Enemy. So Calvin wanted to try it.“Hey Wait,don’t shoot till I get my britches up!” You-all Be Safe And Have A Great Day!

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    Space & Kitten  over 5 years ago

    Sorry,that was the best I could do,couldn’t think of anything political.Not into politics anyway.

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    jvn  over 5 years ago

    On behalf of the idiots: thanks, Calvin.

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    Ginny Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Whomever gave Calvin the idea that he was a genius? Cannot imagine either his parents or his teachers put that idea into his head.

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    Kali  over 5 years ago

    As the saying goes, Calvin, it’s what you learn AFTER you know it all that really counts!

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And, can you believe it, that both of his parents are progenitors?

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    Seen on a tee-shirt; “Those of you who think you know everything annoy the heck out of those of us who do.”

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Calvin puts on his pants the same as everybody else: One leg at a time. Don’t try to confuse him with BS about some other technique.

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    Taracinablue  over 5 years ago

    I grew up on Calvin & Hobbes, and I had a vocabulary above my grade level, but I think this one passed me by, lol

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    hagarthehorrible  over 5 years ago

    Calvin is a genius no doubt. Dressing malfunction is one of the proofs.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hobbes: “How did you get out here with both legs in the same leg of your pants?”Calvin: “I fell down a lot.”

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    urkllngme  over 5 years ago

    Is there a non-binary zipper placement?

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    Earnestly Frank  over 5 years ago

    I read the results of my IQ Test as 181. Then I realized I was reading it upside down.

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