And don’t even bother telling a teacher, the school administrators are terrified of Moe’s bully parents. They have a sinecure and don’t want to cause any trouble and lose their jobs.
Pick the biggest, meanest dude of them all and punch him really hard. You’ll get beat up, but then they’ll leave you alone because you are too much trouble to pick on.
I had a bully like that in middle school. After I gave him a bloody, broken nose and a cracked, dislocated patella, he and his little gang stayed away from me, even through high school. It was a week’s suspension but worth it.
Moe needs to learn that he isn’t always going to be the biggest and strongest, there will always be someone more powerful than you, and if he’s very lucky the first person stronger or otherwise more powerful than him won’t be inclined to just stab him or something if they consider him problematic.
For once I feel sorry for you Calvin. But it will continue to be this way until you can beat the stuff out of him. That is the only language bullies understand.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Moe should become a contract lawyer.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 5 years ago
Hobbes should steal the truck right back from Moe.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Calvin is not much a person to report to authority (given that he also causes trouble).
codycab about 5 years ago
Tell Moe there’s soap behind him, Calvin!
Watcher about 5 years ago
Just tell Moe to look over there, kick him,grab the truck and run.
in.amongst about 5 years ago
Yup Calvin – i feel ya! When the punch packs a logic.
bluram about 5 years ago
Moe, the original ‘Meathead’.
Tom about 5 years ago
This will prepare you for taxes later in life, Calvin.
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Logic and reasoning doesn’t work on people who are stubborn and don’t think.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
And don’t even bother telling a teacher, the school administrators are terrified of Moe’s bully parents. They have a sinecure and don’t want to cause any trouble and lose their jobs.
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
Paging Betty Wu. Please report to the Calvin and Hobbes comic immediately.
DanFlak about 5 years ago
Pick the biggest, meanest dude of them all and punch him really hard. You’ll get beat up, but then they’ll leave you alone because you are too much trouble to pick on.
It worked for me, but that was over 60 years ago.
swanridge about 5 years ago
I appears that Moe grew up to become 45th president of the United States.
mattro65 about 5 years ago
Give Moe a break. He’s just practicing the American Way.
BiggerNate91 about 5 years ago
“Give up the truck or get punched”
And then he takes the truck anyway.
kathleenhicks62 about 5 years ago
Calvin never learns…..
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I had a bully like that in middle school. After I gave him a bloody, broken nose and a cracked, dislocated patella, he and his little gang stayed away from me, even through high school. It was a week’s suspension but worth it.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
I’m sure Moe’s favourite line after he grew up was: “I’m a reasonable man…”
yimhere about 5 years ago
And so it goes….. destined to become a millionaire and go bankrupt 6 times!
PaulInMiami about 5 years ago
Easy to tell which one is Putin and which is (Ukraine, Georgia, Estonia, etc.)!
Leojim about 5 years ago
When I was in high school I was always one who liked to slam jerks like Moe. I truly despised those who abused the vulnerable. I still do.
streetbeater about 5 years ago
That’s how bullies work…
https://www.upi.com/Sports_News/NFL/2017/02/03/How-Vladimir-Putin-stole-Robert-Krafts-Super-Bowl-ring/7621486171117/
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
I always made friends with the bullies.
The only trouble was they would then beat up my other friends.
yangeldf about 5 years ago
Moe needs to learn that he isn’t always going to be the biggest and strongest, there will always be someone more powerful than you, and if he’s very lucky the first person stronger or otherwise more powerful than him won’t be inclined to just stab him or something if they consider him problematic.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Logic does not work on bullies or the insane. Avoid them both or somehow you will end up making you look like the bad guy.
BluNova about 5 years ago
Why doesn’t he tell Ms. Wormwood?
zeexenon about 5 years ago
You have my permission Mack. And, FYI, in the future I will be your boss and fire your nasty self.
fix-n-fly about 5 years ago
For once I feel sorry for you Calvin. But it will continue to be this way until you can beat the stuff out of him. That is the only language bullies understand.
tee929 about 5 years ago
Moe is the perfect explanation of Donald Dumpster…….
Zykoic about 5 years ago
Sorta like the IRS….