Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 13, 2022

Hopefully he remembered to bring in the “Caution: Wet Floor” signs too.

15 minutes later: “Hobbes must have worn the boots from the doorway to the middle of the room to frame me.”

Yes they do, Calvin. As long as you give them reasons.

“These boots were made for walkin”…..

Not all the time Calvin, just every time you open the door to come inside.

Time to call Family Circus and have Ida Know come over.

They don’t need to tell him any of the time, since he never listens to them anyway.

Well, Calvin has the floor – one way or the other!

“Oooooh! Yes they do!” ~ In the best panto tradition……

Of course he did…eventually.

Calvin’s mom sure is mercurial: Tuesday angry, Wednesday sweet, Thursday angry again.

Wonder how she’ll be tomorrow.

Sure, keep telling yourself that, Calvin!

Reminds me of this week’s Caleb video ;-]

I didn’t forget. I just didn’t do it. …until now. Okay?

My shoes never made it into the house when I’d been playing in mud puddles. They were safely stuck in the mud. It was my bare feet that made the mess in the house.

8/10

This is why I go barefoot all the time

Where’s that time machine box when you need it?

His next step would cleaning the floor.

Those instructions do not work on a six year old, I guess. You need to repeat the instructions a few more years, till the young lad morphs into a teenage. But then, the teenie will develop aversion to such directions. Do you have an option, mom?

But she does, though.

yea of course he did. dont tell him all the time. yeesh.