Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 06, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    By having such a low price, he hopes to make his money by volume.

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    Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Inflation will solve that problem.

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    rklynch  over 2 years ago

    What’s that in today’s money, i wonder….

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    I guess there are worse deals than Calvin’s. None come to mind however.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    good know, Calvin

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Buyers market

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Priced himself out of the market.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    That was 30 years ago. So probably more like $25 these days. But the important insight is, of course, Hobbes’s.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I remember an old courtroom comedy where the punchline was, “Pay the two dollars…..”

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Calvin would make a perfect politician in today’s world!!

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    The higher your price to lower you are as a person.

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    chuckcork1  over 2 years ago

    Ever wonder why so many in Congress and the Senate are millionaires….

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    rentier  over 2 years ago

    Love must be enough, when you don’t have more!

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    Ravenswing  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, two bucks was quite a haul for a six year old back then!

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    Al Capone also believed that everyone has their price. The fact that he was so successful before being brought to trial and then only convicted of tax evasion supports his view. He is said to have preferred bribery to violence and would keep raising his offer to avoid having anyone killed but eventually reached a point where he stopped offering money and ordered someone’s death. He isn’t believed to have killed anyone personally but always had people to do it for him.

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    Egrayjames  over 2 years ago

    What’s the price?……Two bits twice.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    Both, Hobbes, Both!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A rich guy once said, “I never bought a man who wasn’t for sale.” I think the devil works the same way.

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    brick10  over 2 years ago

    “I’m not cheap, but I can be bought,” sez my lawyer.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 2 years ago

    He only needs 2 dollars for his first bet at the track, I think tigers can talk to horses, so then Calvin will never worry about money again.

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    txmystic  over 2 years ago

    I can still recall the time when I thought two bucks was a lot…

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    We will see what price Calvin’s parents will accept when Wissey Jones from United Lymphomilloid comes knocking at their door.

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    nathan.sheriff3  over 2 years ago

    I can relate to this on a sub-atomic level. It hurts, lol.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    So for $2 Calvin, you’d do all your homework without complaining?

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But you need to keep the money in the refrigerator. Cold cash, remember.

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    gantech  over 2 years ago

    “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” ~ AC/DC, who ripped the line off from Beany and Cecil’s Dishonest John (seriously!)

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    Calvins Brother  over 2 years ago

    “I want my two dollars!”

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    Make it up on volume.

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    sandflea  over 2 years ago

    Politicians have the market cornered. They’ll sell out anything or anybody for a buck.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    If it’s to sell my house for cash to someone who wants to flip it and make it unaffordable for someone who actually wants to live in it… my price is very high indeed.

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    John Jorgensen  over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t the answer to “What’s your price?” be “For what?” There are any number of things someone might want to pay me for. Some will cost more than others.

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    Will_Scarlet  over 2 years ago

    Milhouse: “Why don’t you sell your soul to me?”

    Bart: “How much you got?”

    Milhouse: “Five bucks.”

    Bart: “Deal.”

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    Mario The GREAT!!  over 2 years ago

    2 dollars aren’t that bad. I also wish this bridge was in color.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 2 years ago

    Even for people who don’t need it, people never get enough of anything. That’s why unhappiness is so rampant.

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    dbradway1  over 2 years ago

    I remember when Spiro Agnew brought the price of a corrupt politician within reach of the average person.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    At two buck, Don the Con will be calling soon on his bunner phone.

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    anomaly  over 2 years ago

    You get what you pay for.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    Stormy Daniels price was $130,000. I wouldn’t do that for any amount. Not unless my memory could be erased right after it was over.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    Calvin has to have something of value for people to pay him $2. What would anyone want that he could provide? Maybe his parents would give him $2 to leave them alone all day.

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    dogday Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Skin in behalf of skin, and everything a man has he will give…” NOT a good model for you, Calvin.

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    maverick.kaminski  over 2 years ago

    For reference, I received a $2/week allowance around this time. A child’s ticket at the movies was $.50 and most candy bars were $.05.

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    Joseph Orr  over 2 years ago

    So, it’s not about finding your price. Its finding theirs.

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What a frightening little child.

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    jd wigman  over 2 years ago

    sounds like the entire demorat party…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Coincidentally, that’s also the going rate for C-Dog’s Incredibly Bad Advice. I guess some things just aren’t subject to the whims of inflation.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Calvin, have you seen those other comics where somebody holds up a sign saying “I will go away and not bother you for $2”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    At least Calvin seems to get how supply and demand work.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ten million dollars. I’m not greedy.

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    baraktorvan  over 2 years ago

    Simple, become a politician. Then you will be bought out (like they all are) for millions.

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