Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 11, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Depends on how the joke is told.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 2 years ago

    I love how they never directly show you who the other person is, but you just know it’s Susie.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  almost 2 years ago

    Or if you’re the one actually hearing it.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Your throwing snowballs at Susie never gets old, Calvin.

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    nsr60  almost 2 years ago

    Or when it’s on you instead of someone else.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Funny is when something happens to someone else

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    su43dipta  almost 2 years ago

    But this time, the premises are reversed!

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    pastauch  almost 2 years ago

    Two pairs of boots/shoes knocked off (frame 3); rather impressive.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    I wish I could’ve had a strong enough arm to get even like that. Time to save for a cannon.

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    M2MM  almost 2 years ago

    I LOVE how his boots and shoes fly off! XD

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    Izzy Moreno  almost 2 years ago

    I always find the Napoleon’s bust joke very funny, no matter how many times I hear it.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Susie has a good arm.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 2 years ago

    That must be the mild mannered Susie on the other side.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    It is funny when it is told.

    It is funnier when it is explained.

    It is funniest when it is finally understood.

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    Calvinist1966  almost 2 years ago

    Many commentators have assumed the other thrower is Susie. It could also be Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes often throw snowballs at one another and – as usual – Hobbes nearly always gets the last laugh. Also, the idea of Calvin playing a joke on Hobbes and Hobbes playing a more forceful one back is often explored. It could be anyone but it is most likely to be either Susie or Hobbes as they are the characters Calvin is most likely to have a snowball fight with.

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    Dr. Quatermass  almost 2 years ago

    I think Monty Python and 70’s Mel Brooks should be excluded from this rule. (“Romanes eunt domus” still cracks me up to this day.)

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    'IndyMan'  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin, still, hasn’t learned NOT to hurl snowballs at Suzie—he ALWAYS gets worse one in return ! ! !

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    What you get for sticking around instead of gettin’ while the gettin’ was good!

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    dwdl21  almost 2 years ago

    He got Chalrie Browned good…LOL

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    Karma Calvin, Karma.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    One swift throw, deserves another…only not at me!

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    cor_en_fa  almost 2 years ago

    The punchline in panel four is good, and I smiled, but let’s face it. This comic is just a repurposing of Charlie Brown on the pitching mound, complete with the clothes flying off.

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    wongo  almost 2 years ago

    MythBusters proved that you can actually be knocked out of your socks.

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    larryzolcienski  almost 2 years ago

    As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 2 years ago

    Mel Brooks said “You slipping on a banana peel is hilarious, but me slipping on a banana peel is tragedy”.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Would be to Joe Biden because he wouldn’t have remembered it from the first time. Well, assuming he got it or someone explained it to him. “See, Joe… we got this here chicken. And its crossing this road… ya’ with me so far?”

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    That little girl has an arm like Koufax.

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    g04922  almost 2 years ago

    Let’s hope the return fire was from Susie !!l Calvin gets his Karma…

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    Jogger2  almost 2 years ago

    Ever sense that Calvin would be a bully if he was large?

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Especially if it leaves a ringing in your ears. :)

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Instant karma Calvin.

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    Old27F20  almost 2 years ago

    Wow, Susie is a gooood shot!!

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Good punch line though…

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    The joke was a smash hit, twice…

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    BiggerNate91  almost 2 years ago

    I believe Calvin’s older quote also works here:

    “All this was funny until she did the same thing to me.”

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    When it happens to you it’s funny — when it happens to me it’s tragic

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    wiley207  almost 2 years ago

    That feels more like an evil laugh in the second panel…

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    ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Susie humbles Calvin yet again!

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    locake  almost 2 years ago

    His boots, shoes and hat come off. Why not his mittens?

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    gantech  almost 2 years ago

    “How d’ya like it when we shoot back?” ~ Pearl Harbor

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one… SPLAT!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 2 years ago

    looks like he plays on charlie brown’s team as relief pitcher

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    swanridge  almost 2 years ago

    Those happy moment are so fleeting.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    My wife’s mom often said “A joke is a joke once.”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    It’s always funny till someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious. That’s what my brother thinks anyway.

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    erinurse2000  almost 2 years ago

    Some people just can’t take a joke.

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    Shadar2001  almost 2 years ago

    LOL IDK; I’ve been cracking up over these jokes for years.

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    phoenixnyc  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin should give lessons to modern day jokesters. The trend now seems to be to explore every possible variation on the same joke until it’s beaten into the ground.

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